Bad Attitude Chili

Bad Attitude Chili
Bad Attitude Chili
Kit Anderson's infamous chili-heads recipe. Find it all over the net - I just cleaned it up.
  • Preparing Time: 30 minutes
  • Total Time: 30 minutes
  • Served Person: 8
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  • salt to taste
  • 1 tablespoon ground cumin
  • 2 lbs pork roast cut into 1-inch cubes
  • 2 lbs ground beef (you'll need the fat. this isn't health food.)
  • 1/2 cup chili powder (your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard.)
  • 1 huge onion roughly chopped
  • 1 head garlic minced or pressed
  • 8 new mexican green chilies roasted, peeled, seeded and chopped.
  • 1 tablespoon hot hungarian paprika (this is legal. paprika is a chili.)
  • 4 cubes beef bouillon (cubes)
  • 1 28-oz can crushed tomatoes (don't worry. you won't even know they are there.)
  • 1 12-oz bottle amber mexican beer (dos equis, noche buena, or any oktoberfest will do.)
  • 1/4 cup bourbon (one of those things that just happened)
  • 2 squares bitter baker's chocolate (not as weird as it sounds.)
  • Carbohydrate 21.4608558749055 g
  • Cholesterol 157.857348575 mg
  • Fat 43.0140860382429 g
  • Fiber 5.72981958832332 g
  • Protein 47.0674934032113 g
  • Saturated Fat 16.3931406809108 g
  • Serving Size 1 1 Serving (453g)
  • Sodium 762.602652001545 mg
  • Sugar 15.7310362865822 g
  • Trans Fat 9.01055216218612 g
  • Calories 675 calories

My Bad Attitude Chili Adventure: A Culinary Journey

Let me tell you, friends, about my recent foray into the world of chili. It wasn't your average, run-of-the-mill, timid chili. Oh no, this was a chili with an attitude, a chili that roared with flavor and demanded attention. I found this recipe, Kit Anderson's infamous creation, circulating online, a testament to its bold and unforgettable character. The recipe, as you'll see, isn't for the faint of heart. It's a chili that embraces its imperfections, a chili that proudly wears its spice and richness on its sleeve. It’s a chili that perfectly reflects my own somewhat chaotic but ultimately satisfying approach to life.

The initial ingredients list alone is enough to send a shiver of excitement down the spine of any chili enthusiast. Two pounds of pork roast, two pounds of ground beef (the recipe explicitly states you need the fat – this is not a diet chili, folks!), a generous half cup of chili powder (don't skimp!), a mountain of onions and garlic, eight fiery New Mexican green chilies, a tablespoon of that wonderfully smoky hot Hungarian paprika, beef bouillon cubes, crushed tomatoes, Mexican beer, bourbon, and—get this—bitter baker's chocolate! The unexpected addition of the chocolate, I must admit, initially made me pause. But trust me, it works. It adds a depth of flavor that’s both surprising and utterly delicious. The recipe is a testament to culinary experimentation and a joyful embrace of the unexpected.

My kitchen quickly transformed into a scene of controlled chaos. The aroma of sizzling onions and garlic mingled with the earthy scent of chili powder, the richness of the browning meat, and the subtle warmth of the paprika. The entire house filled with a tantalizing symphony of scents that promised a culinary masterpiece. As I carefully followed the steps, each addition adding another layer of complex flavor, I couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. It wasn't just about cooking; it was about creating, about transforming humble ingredients into something truly extraordinary.

The slow simmering process, the gentle bubbling of the chili pot, was almost meditative. I found myself lost in thought as the chili slowly developed its rich, intense flavor profile. It was during this time, as the chili simmered, that I reflected on the journey that brought me to this very moment, in my kitchen, surrounded by the intoxicating aroma of this boldly flavored chili. The process mirrored life’s unpredictable journey—there were unexpected ingredients (the bourbon, the chocolate!), moments of doubt, and moments of complete exhilaration. But in the end, it was the unexpected journey that created the reward.

And what a reward it was! The final result? A chili so rich, so complex, so deeply satisfying, that it defied description. The flavors danced on your tongue – the smoky heat of the chilies, the savory depth of the meat, the subtle sweetness of the chocolate, all perfectly balanced and harmonized. It was a chili that demanded respect, a chili that celebrated the boldness of flavor and the joy of culinary adventure. This wasn't just chili; it was an experience. It was a story told in every delicious bite. So, if you're looking for a chili recipe that's more than just a meal—if you’re looking for an adventure—look no further than Kit Anderson's Bad Attitude Chili. It's a culinary journey you won't soon forget.

I served it with a simple side of crusty bread, perfectly capable of soaking up every last drop of the rich, flavorful chili. The friends who shared it with me echoed my sentiments – it was a chili unlike any other. It was a celebration of flavor, a culinary triumph, and a testament to the magic that can happen when you embrace the unexpected and allow your creativity to run wild in the kitchen. And honestly? It's the perfect chili to share with friends, to enjoy on a cold evening, or simply to savor on your own. This wasn’t just a meal; it was a testament to the power of culinary courage and a reflection of my own zest for life's bold adventures. It was, in a word, perfect.

Step-by-step

    • Sautee 1/4 of the garlic and onions until translucent.
    • Add 1/4 of the meat, chili powder and brown.
    • Salt the meat while cooking.
    • Put into your chili pot. Cast iron is best.
    • Repeat until all the meat is done.
    • Put the rest of the ingredients in your chili pot and simmer for an hour.
    • As in any recipe, the amount of ingredients is variable. Add more of anything you want, especially chilies.