Neiman-Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookies
Chain Letter FWD Free Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe This is a true story Please forward it to everyone that you can You will have to read it to believe it My daughter and I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas decided to have a small dessert Because both of us are such cookie lovers we decided to try the Neiman-Marcus Cookie It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and the waitress said with a small frown I am afraid not Well I said would you let me buy the recipe With a cute smile she said YES I asked how much and she responded Only two fifty its a great deal I said with approval just add it to my tab Thirty days later I received my VISA statement from Neiman-Marcus and it was 28500 I looked again and remembered I had only spent 995 for two salads and about 2000 for a scarf As I glanced at the bottom of the statement it said Cookie Recipe 25000 Thats outrageous I called Neimans Accounting Dept and told them that the waitress said it was two-fifty which clearly does not mean two hundred and fifty dollars by any POSSIBLE interpretation of the phrase Neiman-Marcus refused to budge They would not refund my money because according to them What the waitress told you is not our problem You have already seen the recipe we absolutely will not refund your money at this point I explained to her the criminal statutes which govern fraud in Texas I threatened to refer them to the Better Business Bureau and the States Attorney General for engaging in fraud I was basically told Do what you want we dont give a damn and we are not refunding your money I waited a moment thinking of how I could get even or even try to get any of my money back I just said Okay you folks got my 25000 and now Im going to have 25000 worth of fun I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a 25
Chain Letter FWD Free Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe This is a true story Please forward it to everyone that you can You will have to read it to believe it My daughter and I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas decided to have a small dessert Because both of us are such cookie lovers we decided to try the Neiman-Marcus Cookie It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and the waitress said with a small frown I am afraid not Well I said would you let me buy the recipe With a cute smile she said YES I asked how much and she responded Only two fifty its a great deal I said with approval just add it to my tab Thirty days later I received my VISA statement from Neiman-Marcus and it was 28500 I looked again and remembered I had only spent 995 for two salads and about 2000 for a scarf As I glanced at the bottom of the statement it said Cookie Recipe 25000 Thats outrageous I called Neimans Accounting Dept and told them that the waitress said it was two-fifty which clearly does not mean two hundred and fifty dollars by any POSSIBLE interpretation of the phrase Neiman-Marcus refused to budge They would not refund my money because according to them What the waitress told you is not our problem You have already seen the recipe we absolutely will not refund your money at this point I explained to her the criminal statutes which govern fraud in Texas I threatened to refer them to the Better Business Bureau and the States Attorney General for engaging in fraud I was basically told Do what you want we dont give a damn and we are not refunding your money I waited a moment thinking of how I could get even or even try to get any of my money back I just said Okay you folks got my 25000 and now Im going to have 25000 worth of fun I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a 25
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 2 large eggs room temperature
- 1 teaspoon ancho chili powder
- 1 cup unsalted butter 2 sticks
- 2 cups all-purpose flour [250 grams]
- 1 cup [200 grams] granulated sugar suggested: 3/4 cup [150 grams]
- 1 cup [200 grams] brown sugar suggested: 3/4 cup [150 grams]
- 2-1/2 cups blended oatmeal blend to a fine powder
- 12 oz. chocolate chips [300 grams]
- 4 oz. hershey's chocolate bar
- 1/2 cup walnuts or pecans {60 grams]
- Carbohydrate 12.8848264842901 g
- Cholesterol 50.7165740853604 mg
- Fat 15.4016560906281 g
- Fiber 1.01644602035274 g
- Protein 2.48339384171882 g
- Saturated Fat 8.80327195871153 g
- Serving Size 1 1 Serving (41g)
- Sodium 137.396059350689 mg
- Sugar 11.8683804639374 g
- Trans Fat 1.08401578233308 g
- Calories 191 calories
Step-by-step
- Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
- Cream the butter and both sugars.
- Add eggs and vanilla.
- Mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder and soda.
- Add chocolate chips, grated Hershey Bar and nuts.
- Roll into 1 inch balls and place 2-inches apart on a cookie sheet.
- Bake for 10 minutes at 375° or until golden.
The Neiman Marcus Cookie Caper: A Deliciously Expensive Lesson
Let me tell you a story about cookies. Not just any cookies, mind you, but the legendary Neiman Marcus cookies. These aren't your average chocolate chip delights; they're the stuff of legend, whispered about in hushed tones amongst dessert aficionados. I, being a devoted cookie enthusiast, naturally had to try them. My experience, however, took an unexpected – and rather expensive – turn.
It all started with a seemingly innocent trip to the Neiman Marcus cafe in Dallas. My daughter and I were enjoying a light lunch when the irresistible aroma of freshly baked cookies wafted towards us. One taste of the Neiman Marcus cookie was all it took; it was a revelation of buttery goodness, perfectly balanced sweetness, and rich chocolate chunks. Completely smitten, I inquired about the recipe, hoping to recreate this culinary masterpiece at home. The waitress, initially hesitant, eventually agreed to sell me the recipe for a seemingly modest "two fifty."
Little did I know that this "two fifty" would cost me a significant portion of my monthly budget. My credit card statement arrived, bearing the shocking charge: $250.00 for a cookie recipe! Needless to say, I was flabbergasted. I contacted Neiman Marcus, explained the situation, and attempted to negotiate a refund. Their response was astonishingly dismissive; they refused to acknowledge any misunderstanding and wouldn't budge on the hefty charge.
I was left feeling indignant and utterly cheated. Here I was, a loyal customer, having been taken advantage of in a way that bordered on the absurd. Their inflexible stance and blatant disregard for my complaint only fuelled my determination to share my experience. This is why I'm sharing this recipe with you, a recipe that cost me dearly, but one that you can hopefully enjoy without any hefty surprises.
The Recipe:
The Neiman Marcus cookie recipe is surprisingly simple, yet the result is exceptionally delicious. The secret, I believe, lies in the careful balance of ingredients and the precise baking time. This recipe yields perfectly chewy cookies with a slightly crisp edge. The addition of oatmeal gives them a delightful texture. The quality of ingredients does play a role; good quality chocolate and butter are essential to achieving the authentic taste.
Why this recipe matters to me:
Beyond the deliciousness, this recipe represents more than just a collection of ingredients and instructions. It's a reminder to be cautious, to always clarify pricing and expectations before making any purchase, and perhaps a bit of a cautionary tale against the occasional overzealous price tag. It's also a testament to the power of sharing – sharing recipes, sharing stories, and sharing warnings. It’s a reminder that even seemingly simple things can have unexpected outcomes. While I might have lost money in this transaction, I gained a priceless experience and a truly unique story to tell. And, of course, an amazing cookie recipe to share.
So bake these cookies, savor their rich flavor, and remember my costly lesson. Enjoy, and happy baking!
