Rich and creamy comfort food
High heat causes cream cheese and sharp cheddar to separate, leaving a grainy texture on the palate. Remove the pot completely from the heat source before stirring in the 8 ounces of cubed cream cheese and 1 cup of shredded cheddar. Residual heat from the milk and broth mixture provides sufficient energy to melt the solids smoothly. Hot sauce adds precisely 1/4 teaspoon of vinegar-forward acidity, which cuts through the heavy fat content of the dairy base.
Immersion blenders offer a streamlined workflow, though batch processing in a standard countertop blender yields a silkier consistency for thick soups. Cool the cooked base for exactly 5 minutes prior to puréeing to prevent steam pressure from blowing off the blender lid. Retain half of the drained 4-ounce jar of pimentos, folding them in whole at the end to provide textural contrast against the velvet-smooth purée.